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Resident Evil Literal Trailer
Ground shot, helicopter, girl walking
Girl walking to rubble, fade out
Girl finds a random field of airplanes
Wide shot, same airplanes, cut
Fade in, bald chick, two swords
Light her face, she’s not bald, dilate
(Dilate)

Find a way to drop James Cameron's
Name in the trailer, girl running
Throwing things at the camera
Fiery death, keep walking
Cute puppies! Kill 'em with two shotguns
Yes, it’s another 3D movie, get ready
Airplane’s coming, duck
Jump off a cliff with style
Doors open, fall from vent
Draw your swords

Spin ‘em
Slice, slice, slice
Fire, roll, aim, red eyes
Throw your glasses at the camera, then dive

On September 10th it’ll rain on a girl
And a guy in a hammer in slow motion
In a new dimension
Where guys look like that
And girls have shotguns of evil
And hammers break pillars
So jump on a window
Then flip over the bad guy in slow motion
Then strike a pose
Huh!
Running, shooting, 'sploding
Shooting, running, shooting, hit glass...
Wait, is this the Matrix?