Tobuscus
Literal Assassin’s Creed Trailer
Stargate, Ubisoft, sparkle

A white matrix picks a date then fade
And people say Rome wasn't built in a day

Bloom transition

The birds get the hell out of there
Because they know something's going down

Is he gonna die
No, it's a medium shot
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target

Mysterious hooded man watches
(From a distance)
Take a second to look awesome, time to go
Walk in slow motion so you still look awesome

Guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you
But don't mind him just keep looking awesome
That shadow will take care of
White

Guard says stop
Just kill him with your awesome
The other guard's hit by an arrow so you're good
Part the red sea
Hopefully those guards have good armor
No, they don't
Maybe they do
They don't

Now act like you didn't do it
They're not buying it

Target comes out of his shelter
He's distracted by a feather
He's like shoot me
He likes feathers

He looks up when he remembers
Oh, I love birds

Nod at the bird and people die
Everywhere people die
Target doesn't die, he's fine
Target sends horsemen to die

Kill the horse, the rider falls down
Kill the rider, the rider falls down

Target's still fine
Target nods and some other guards
That were hiding in pillars come out
And then target pulls out his sword
Then goes to smell his sword
Not sure why

Mysterious hooded man joined by
Other hooded people

You're next
Running, running
Slow motion jump attack