Tobuscus
Literal God of War Ascension Trailer
Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content
PS®
Morning, Spartans walk to work
She wishes it was
'Take Your Kids to Work Day.'
Mom says, "You know work's too far away
And daddy's got a lot of guys to kill today
He's gotta pay mommy's ring off."
Child leash was next pay day
Hot moms can only run a couple feet
MARCH BEHIND SOME WHEAT!
Running. Close up

Everyone's wearing a dress so she can stay
Concealed, and feel a shield
And she just keeps on running
To the pedicured feet. Stab wheat. Wait a beat
Then look up

Daddy's standing on a wheat hill
Before everybody be killed
Run up a steep hill
Slow-mo look up
You in trouble, girl
Why'd you come to daddy's work?
Daddy can't stay mad at that sun-kissed face
Baby, did your mom put sunblock on you?
No
I'm not surprised. Did she water the plants?
No
Did she Armor-All my helmet?
No
Ah, well at least you'll be close to me now
I fall as my
Skin turns to ash and then
So does my fashion
Everything but the ring, as he clings
To the thought of his daughter
As her ash clings to him
It's like an everlasting morbid Necromancer hug

Squeeze her necklace
Cling to the happy moment
Sad moment
Happy moment
Happy moment
Sad moment
Angry moment
Sad moment
Sad moment
Sad moment
Angry moment
Angry moment
Angry moment
ANGRY MOMENT!
LIGHTING!
Oh good, there are weapons on the ground
Give me something to kill
Enemies come from all around
Gonna kill, gonna kill, gonna make them die
'Cause I'm the God of War
(Ascension)