Kim Jong-un's stressing out
Killed his uncle just last week
Pyongyang sucks, communism blows
Dennis Rodman doesn't know

They want to kill like everyone
Kim Jong-un goes "Mu Ha Ha"
They send a note the way they know how
What does the fax say?

BEEP brrbrbrrb

WHAT THE FAX SAY?
Beep BRB BEEP BA DEE BEEP

WHAT THE FAX SAY?

No paper have to reload
No paper have to reload
No paper have to reload
WHAT THE FAX SAY?

Murder murder everyone kill kill kill murder gonna die
Mur murder kill kill kill kill murder kill

WHAT THE FAX SAY?
Is it wise for me to post
This parody video?
If they saw, they would kill
Everyone I'd ever known

Fortunately, they do not have
Any access to YouTube
Cause it was banned by Kim Jong-un's dad

If you're caught they'll use deadly for-or-or-or-orce
There are exceptions of cour-our-our-our-our-ourse

What does the fax say?

Back in my day I was awesome. Used to be all the rage. People used to fax but not anymore

WHAT THE FAX SAY?

Someone just please use me. I will send a fax for free. Just please please please use me I'm lonely

BEE A HEE A HEE
SHUT UP FAX
Sorry

WHAT THE FAX SAY?
Someone USE MEEEEE

WHAT DOES THE FAX SAY?

The thing about the fax. It is obsolete
No one uses them anymore. Not since the 90s

We use computers now. Can I send you a phone?
You can have my old iPhone 3. But there's no retinal display

But you'll probably be okay though
It's relatively really good
You'll have the best phone in town
For us it's pretty slow
I want to ship my obsolete iPhone to your home