[Verse 1]
If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty
Then we'll elope in Vegas and we'll have some bratty babies
You were just read the riot act
Fact is I never forgot the pact
If you got a fall back plan understand
There's a chance that you are gonna fall back
Holy moly matrimony
You know that it's all bologna (boloney)
Stick a ring on my middle finger
And call it macaroni

They expiration date has passed
And we're both still single
Stressin' about how the boat is sinkin'
Come on and bail me out
Seems like you and me got more in common
Than we think
Maybe we're meant to be
Baby we can't commit to anybody

[Chorus]
So let's get married
Even though you don't believe in the institution
There are tax benefits
Let's get married just to get you a green card
American citizenship
(We'll treat it like a business
Yup I'm such a romantic)
[Verse 2]
You can deal with my family
You put up with my moodiness
My anxiety disorder and my PMS PMS
I think your mom is cool
My dad's got a man crush on you
And my brothers too
Think about all the tax deductions with the IRS

I learned my lesson well on my last vacation
Paddling alone in a kayak for one
Trying to keep up with the couples
I was suffering from exhaustion
Questioning why I'm terminally single is not fun

[Chorus]
So let's get married
Even though you don't believe in the institution
There are tax benefits
Let's get married just to get you a green card
American citizenship

[Bridge]
We had to spread our wings to get a taste of life
Didn't wanna let you go
But I didn't wanna hold you back
We knew that deep down inside
We'd always love each other
So we made the pact
[Chorus]
So let's get married
Even though you don't believe in the institution
There are tax benefits
Let's get married just to get you a green card
American citizenship

So let's get married
Even though you don't believe in the institution
There are tax benefits
Let's get married just to get you a green card
American citizenship

[Outro]
If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty
Then we'll elope in Vegas and we'll have some bratty babies
You can really cook somethin' up
You were born in Europe
If we ever need to flee this country, you got the hook up
It's time for me to settle down
Time to kick the heels off
But I ain't ever gonna move to LA
So the deal's off