Pigs:
Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun
Dancing singing in the sun
Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance
Tell us of your gay romance

Miss Piggy:
All day long I sit around
Dreaming of the love I found
Because I really love my frog
And when I love I go whole hog

Pigs:
Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun
Dancing singing in the sun
Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance
Tell us of your gay romance

Miss Piggy:
Kermie is the reason why
I have this twinkle in my eye
Kermie Kermie shy and cute
How I love that handsome brute

Pigs:
Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun
Dancing singing in the sun
Yoo hoo Kermit come and dance
Tell us of your gay romance
Kermit the Frog:
Frog has come to have his say
The pig will never get her way
Bib and napkin, knife and fork
Is the only way that I'll touch pork

Miss Piggy (spoken):
What?! HI-YAH!

Pig:
Oink Oink!
Miss Piggy:
Oink oink, yourself!