[Chorus]
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now (I need a drink)
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place (yeah)
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place

[Verse 1]
So I roll into the style
On a Thursday night
Got my collar popped tight
And I'm looking to fight
I got Figis on my left
Delts on my right
And there isn't even a single 21 year old chick in sight
The junction, the bud
They're all imitations
'Cause you can't duplicate the crystal nation
Where freshmen drink themselves to retardation
Damn, this polo shirt's
Cutting off my circulation

[Chorus]
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
(The coolest, the coolest)
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place
(The coolest, the coolest)
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
(The coolest, the coolest)
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place

[Verse 2]
I'm a pimp, a player, you wish you were me
Another round of drinks
It's on my daddy
I drive around a brand new SUV
I could've went to Yale
But then I couldn't party
I was a third string high school quarterback
Now I know that's enough
To get you in the sack
'Cause my arms are huge
I do curls all day
Dude, I'm metrosexual, not gay
'Cause we don't even care
What you guys think
'Cause the chicks only notice
If your pop collar's pink
Damn, babe, you in a sorrority?
Well, I'm an Alpha Kappa
Pi Kappa Pi Fly Phi
[Chorus]
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
(The coolest, the coolest)
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place
(The coolest, the coolest)
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
(The coolest, the coolest)
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place