[Mitch]
I got 99 problems
But a bitch ain't one
Not one
[Scott]
Not one
[Mitch]
Not two
[Scott]
Not two
[Mitch]
Not three
[Scott]
Not three
[Both]
Problems
I got 99 problems
But a bitch ain't one

[Scott]
We're goin' up on a Tuesday
Got your girl in the club
And she choosy
[Mitch]
(hey)
[Both]
We're goin' up on a Tuesday

[Both]
I'm in love with the coco
I'm in love with the coco
[Mitch]
I'm in love
[Scott]
(I'm in love)
[Mitch]
I'm in love
[Scott]
(I'm in love)
[Mitch]
I'm in love
[Both]
With cocaine

[Both]
Blame it one the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
[Mitch]
Bitch better have my money
[Scott]
(You don't know me well enough)
[Mitch]
Bitch better have my money
[Scott]
(Please don't call me on my bluff)
[Both]
Pay me what you owe me
Give me all your money

[Scott]
I never f*cked Wayne
[Mitch]
I never f*cked Drake
[Scott]
On my life, man
[Mitch]
(f*ck's sake)
[Scott]
If I did I Minaj with 'em
[Scott]
And let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake

[Both]
Look at me now
Look at me now
Look at me now
I'm getting paper
[Scott]
I'm getting high with my baby
[Mitch]
(Just left the mall)
[Both]
I'm getting fly with my baby
[Mitch]
(I'm in the kitchen)
[Both]
Cooking pies with my baby

[Mitch]
Pills and potions
We're overdosing
Can't stand it
But I still love you
[Both]
I still love, I still love
I still love, I still love
I still lo-o-ove

[Mitch]
I don't f*ck with you
[Scott]
I don't f*ck with you
[Mitch]
You little stupid ass bitch
[Scott]
(No, no, no)
[Both]
I ain't f*cking with you

[Scott]
Cause you're a good girl
And you know it
[Mitch]
Yeah, you act so different around me
[Scott]
Oh, cause you're a good girl
And you know it
You know it
[Mitch]
(I know, I know)
I know exactly who you could be

[Mitch]
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
D*ck bigger than a tower
I ain't talking about Eiffel
[Both]
Real country ass dude
Let me play with his rifle
[Scott]
Oh, my Anaconda don't
[Mitch]
My Anaconda don't
[Scott]
(want)
[Mitch]
Want
[Both]
None