Now begins the fight of a lifetime
We can end it all and end it right
Two warriors challenge you
They came ready to fight

Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today

Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped

There is no escape from justice
Nowhere to hide from your fate
You may want forgiveness
I'd say yes but for them it's too late

Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping!
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(wine with a cock)
They can never be stopped

They look so cute and cuddly
You might expect a kiss
But if you're on their bad side
You'll only get their iron fists

Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped