[Lyrics from Demo]

[Verse: Weird Al]
"Both Trump and Biden—", shutdown asylum
It's strange to see when a policy has both those names on it with a hyphen
Could you do an intervention? Get every world leader's attention?
And say, "Hey! Maybe, let's follow the Geneva Convention"
Minimum wage is still under ten bucks
Not really a question, it just really freakin' sucks!
9 to 5, I'm in my bathtub, checkin' my email
But how fast will the Wi-Fi be if you have to work from jail?
Many experts are concerned about a TikTok ban
'Cause I just got an account there, why you gonna do that to my stans?
Okay, lightning round! Let's try somеthing really quick
Can you say the word 'Putin' in a jazzy little lick?
Plеase, can we get A.I. to scrub toilets or cure disease
Instead of taking jobs from people who write song parodies?