[Chorus]
Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK

[Verse 1]
My car broke down and I don't have a job
My unemployment ran out yesterday

[Chorus]
Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK

[Verse 2]
My girlfriend doesn't like me
I can't say my prayers
And I got a concussion
When I fell down the stairs

[Chorus]
Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK

[Verse 3]
I don't have any money to pay my rent
The landlord is real mad at me
[Chorus]
Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK

[Verse 4]
My bathtub has a leak and the ceiling is warped
It's gonna crash on the floor

[Chorus]
Everything's Gonna Bе Alright
Everything's Gonna Be OK

[Verse 5]
My friends won't lеt me eat with them cause I didn't brush my teeth
I just got the swine flu

[Chorus]
Everything's Gonna Be Alright
Everything's Gonna Be Groovy!

[Verse 6]
I didn't win the lottery
The gas was turned off and my
????? colon has got then the pot

[Chorus]
Everything's coming up roses
Everything's gonna be OK
[Verse 7]
Last night I... broke my rips
Now I'm throwing up blood

[Chorus]
Everything's coming up roses
Everything's coming up roses

[Verse 8]
My mom shot a gang member's eye with a shotgun and my...
Sister's retarded