I've got a dial-tone
I've got Billy Baxter's bone
I've got a fire-station pole [?]

So give me the phonebooth
So give a real good coochie-coo [?]
You can fly me polyvinyl chloride

I been dipped in double meaning
Wrapped up in static cling
? with the bathtub running [?]

?
So put me down where I can see you
Just fly me polyvinyl chloride

Woah
Ohhh
Ohhh

To the velvet town [?]
?
Don't scream about it [?]