[Angelica]
This isn't like our park back home
With slides and pools and swings
It’s a creepy little island
With great big scary things
Where mutant lobster crawl around
Chomping on little kids
And water wings can't save you from
The slimy squishy squids
That's why you need a princess
Someone beautiful
Hmm like me
To save you from the scary
Claws that grab you from the sea
So if you don’t want to end up being
Mutant lobster food
Then keep your island princess
In a really happy mood
That means no blowing bubbles
That means no making smells
That means no bugging me to wear my royal shells
Just do the things I tell you
Like bow when I walk by
And look when I speak to you
But don't look me in the eye
[Susie]
You're not some Island Princess
There's not a squishy squid
There are no mutant lobsters
That would ever eat a kid
Don't listen to her stories
She always misbehaves
She's trying to scare your babies
Into being Island slaves

[Angelica]
Why do you always have o be
So good and nice and cheeky
Just face the facts that I'm
This island's Princess Angelatiki
So if you don’t wanna end up
Being mutant lobster food
Then keep your Island Princess
In a really happy mood
Keep your Island Princess In a really happy mood

Yeah!