Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (Like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's SO excited
'Cause all his friends have been invited (That's you!)
To go wacky at Pee-wee's Playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (What that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (Yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish
And a genie who'll grant a wish
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin'
'Cause Pterri's flyin' by (Hello!)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin'
And the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin'
There's the flashing Magic Screen
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean!
(Come on!)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin' (Wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen
Now we've given you fair warnin'
It's gonna be that kind of mornin'
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-wee's Playhouse!