Mark Mothersbaugh
Be Stiff
One, two, be stiff!

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Fat rockers fixed to shoot
Hot mamas rob their loot so
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd so
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits now
Live right make lots of loot and
Be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo, no-no two's and
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Watch out for fruits and mutes
Deep sleepers jerk the root, oh
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits now
Live right make lots of loot and
Oh, be stiff

Be stiff (be stiff)
Be stiff (be stiff)
Be stiff (be stiff)
Be stiff (be stiff)
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Fat rockers fixed to shoot
Hot mamas rob their loot so
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo, no-no two's and
Be stiff, b-abies, be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits now
Live right make lots of loot and
Woah, be stiff

Be stiff!