Mark Mothersbaugh
Cindy Is a Crybaby
She comes home from school, slams down her boots
Stomps into her room, gives a dirty look
She locks herself in, she locks herself out
I don't know anymore, there's never been a doubt

Cindy is a crybaby, she never takes the blame
Cindy is a crybaby, and it's a cry, a cry, a crying shame

Whatever Cindy wants, Cindy always gets
She knows how to act, like a teacher's pet
She can do no wrong, in her daddy's eyes
If he could see her now, boy he'd be surprised

Cindy is a crybaby, she never takes the blame
Cindy is a crybaby, and it's a cry, a cry, a crying shame

All the kids in school, have caught onto her tricks
She's become cool, with Jane and John and Dick
With tears in her eyes, she's seen her fallen weight
She starts to realize, it's never too late

Cindy is a crybaby, she never takes the blame
Cindy is a crybaby, and it's a cry, a cry, a crying shame
Cindy is a crybaby, she never takes the blame
Cindy is a crybaby, and it's a cry, a cry, a crying shame