Well he caught his first whiff
In the jungles of ‘Nam
That slant-eyed catfish
Tasted better than mom
Now every single night
She drops her big bomb

'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Those hook marks really show
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
He went for it, now everyone knows

Well he made his first catch in
Field And Stream
That salt water taffy was a
Fisherman’s wet dream
Now every single night
He's still getting that big ream

'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
He fell for it and everyone knows
And he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Just a monkey with a ring in his nose
He's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Those hook marks really show
He's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
It just goes on and on and on
'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo
Can't say I never told you so

Ah, let me reiterate

He caught his first whiff
In the jungles of ‘Nam
That slant-eyed catfish
Tasted better than mom
Now every single night
She jus' drops him that big bomb

'Cause he's a
Bamboo bimbo, bamboo bimbo