[Evel Knievel]
There has been no test
Because there is no use practicing something you cannot miss
This is what you call a one-shot deal
And I’m not coming back for any late show honey
I’m gonna do it one time

[Audience]
*laughter*

[Interviewer]
...“Live fast, die young, and be a good looking corpse.”

[Evel Knievel & Interviewer]
“Live fast, die young

[Evel Knievel]
...and be a good looking corpse.”

[Interviewer]
Right

[Evel Knievel]
Well it depends on how you look at life after death
If a guy thinks his soul transfers to the beyond
In the same form and shape that he might be when he dies, who the hell would want to live to be ninety?
I’ve always admired the Jewish people for their business sense