Michael Christmas
Cell Phone
It's clean fun for everybody really

[Hook]
Elco, Elco, yeah I want an Elco
The last thing I need in this world is a cell phone

[Verse 1]
Get paid travel with your friends is what I tell folks
On a Chevy Chase road trip with the big bro
Pull up talkin' rude, ay
On my Dwight Schrute, ay
If I show my dick, ay
Get a million views, ayy
Bitches on their phones talking to their side n***a
Come and find my homie "can I get a ride, n***a?"
I don't need no phone to tell me that I'm havin' fun, shit
Like before the Nextel you could whisper to a bitch
But them DM's is poppin'
I'm gettin' curved on the daily
And all these bitches is talkin'
They pop off like a 380
My life gon' do a 360 and then my 6 get kicked
I'm finna get me a whip
I'm finna get me a bitch
We take a ride out to Cali, hope the whip don't get stuck
I find a shop for the whip and look for the taco truck
[Hook] x2
Elco, Elco, yeah I want an Elco
The last thing I need in this world is a cell phone
Last thing I need in this world is a - ay
Last thing I need in this world is a cellphone

[Verse 2]
Pull up to the function and we get kicked out
I'ma park the Eclo in security's mouth
I'ma drive my whip through security's house (fuck yo couch, n***a!)
I'ma drive my dick through security's spouse
Me and OG bout to play chicken on the whips
I ain't scared to die if I'm doin' ill shit
Just make sure my after death don't flop
Play me in the club like that brand new Pac
And don't ask none of my family for favors
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas
No cell phones at the funeral is healthy
Ex hoes with my dead body takin' selfies
In the Elco, Elco
All my n***as sell dope, or sell clothes
In another country don't use phones
Girls can't trip on some new hoes
Yeah I want a..

[Hook]