Victor: It's all too sudden!

Laverne: Our boy has grown

Hugo: There's nothing more to do

Victor: It's true

Laverne: He's on his own

Victor: We've tried to teach him

Laverne: We've tried to show

Hugo: The things a gargoyle and a gar-guy ought to know

Victor: He's gone!

Laverne: He's left

Hugo: And do we feel bereft?

All: No! He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love

Victor: Fa la la la la la la!

All: He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love

Laverne: Fa la la!

All: Sing a rousing rollicking roundelay

For our rip-roaring rhapsody

He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love!

Hugo: Fa la la la la la la!

Fa-la-la-la fallen in love!

All: Why should we be blue?

His love is true

So bid the kid adieu!

Chorus: Oh wow!

Just across the square, look at Quasi there!

Hugo: Love has nailed him

Chorus: Oh wow!

Sighing when he talks, flying when he walks

Hugo: Love's derailed him!

Chorus: He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love

Oh, wow

He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love

Just across the square

Sing a merry madrigal melody

Look at Quasi there

For his marvellous malady

Love's derailed him

He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love

Oh, wow

He's fa-la-la-la fallen in love

Sighing when he talks

He's fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen

Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen

Fa-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la, la-la-la fallen

Fa-la-la-la

Oh, wow

Quasimodo's fallen in love!