[CALLIOPE, spoken]
If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up
It's Hades

[TERPSICHORE, spoken]
'Cause he had an evil plan

[THALIA]
He ran the Underworld
But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
He was as mean as he was ruthless
And that's the Gospel truth
He had a plan to shake things up
And that's the Gospel truth