[CHRISTOPHER]
My lonely bitter heart has needed him to make it sweeter
He came, he saw, he conquered and then sic transit Peter
And now I shouldn't cry
I should be brave instead
But bravery is cold in bed

My love is a married man
I'm a marital also ran
Though I love him so
Does he love me? No!
I'll never enter his life
Because he's true to his wife
My love is a married man

How often I dream and plan
That he'd climb on my caravan
I'm a childish dopе
Will it happen? Nope!
He's not that kind of a marriеd man

My dreams abundant
Are redundant
And they fall very short
The ship I hoped for
Sat and moped for
Docked in someone else's port
He's gold I can never pan
He's the ember I'll never fan
And I know it well
But, oh, what the—
Tell me what to do with a married man

The man I could love I found
But the man is by contract bound
He is six feet of
Concentrated love
He knows how deeply I care
And he has manhood to spare
But he won't spread himself around

The man who controls my heart
Has a conjugal counterpart
And her dinner meals
Are enough, he feels
He'll never have to go a la carte

His wife is lucky
But I'm plucky
For remorse I'll never beg
I wish her health and
Joy and wealth and
Truly hope she breaks a leg
My love has a loving bride
What he wants she can well provide
Though I missed my aim
I am not to blame
It's all because of that married man

Now I'm back where I began
All alone on my own divan
And if I am chaste
It can all be traced
Right to the love of a married man
The lousy love of that married man
Boo hoo