[Intro: Gumball]
Maybe it's me
Maybe I'm just... Not good enough

[Verse: Gumball]
Is my butt not pert?
Is it not inviting?
And is that the reason
For Tobias' slighting?
I only want a pat
Just a tiny bump
A casual little, "Hey there!"
For my lonely rump...

[Pre-Chorus: Gumball]
I feel I have the duty
To defend my sad behind
It's not the finest booty
But it has feelings, so do I!
I don't wanna sound whiny
But I feel bad for my heinie

[Chorus: Gumball]
I just needed someone here
Who would gently touch my rear!
To be friendly, to be fair
To respect my derrière!
[Outro: Gumball]
I'll just give up and cry
My lonely backside and I...