[Ukelele Intro]

[Verse 1: Gumball, Darwin, Both]
You're my half brother and my fully-fledged friend!
We're buddies forever from beginning to the end
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!

[Verse 2: Darwin, Gumball, Both]
Don't have to look beside me to know that you are there!
If two things act as one are they still a pair?
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!

[Verse 2: Anais, Anais, Gumball & Darwin]
I'm the sugar, you're the lemons
We're a weird lemonade
But you're the brothers that I'd never trade
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!

[Verse 3: Nicole, Richard, Both]
You're my right hand guy and the shoulder that I cry on
My brain when I'm confused, an arm to lean a while on
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!
Chorus: All, The Wattersons & [Masami]
You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly
If we're going different ways, you're my kind of guy
Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same
There is no two clouds alike in the great big sky

[Bridge]
[Bobert] You can be a robot
[Banana Joe] A banana
[Tina] A T-Rex
[Anton] A half a sandwich
[Thee Sun] A flaming ball
[Miss Simian] Missing link
[Hector] Or your mom can be a witch
[Susie] Nobody's a nobody
And everybody's weird just like Sussie!

[Verse 4: Teri, Carrie, Idaho, Clown & *William*]
[Teri] If you're fragile as paper
[Carrie] Or made of nothing at all
[Idaho] You still won't be as weird as a potato head
[William] Or a flying eyeball
[Clown] Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!

[Verse 5: Granny Jojo, Louie, The Wattersons]
Your age doesn't matter it's only skin deep
And when I'm around you, Jojo, my pacemaker skips a beat
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!
[Verse 6: Penny, Gumball, The Planets]
So don't be scared to come out your shell too
There's always someone out there to love the real you
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me

[Chorus: All, Molly]
You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly
If you're going different ways you're my kind of guy
Difference doesn't matter, If nobody's the same
A space for every star in the great big sky

[Outro: All, Leslie & All with Sarah, All with the Reporter]
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do, Do-Do, Do-Do-Do-Do!
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do, (Do-Do), Do Do-Do-Do!
Nobody's a nobody
And everybody is weird like you and me!
Weird like you and me!