[Intro]

[Verse 1]
My funny valentine...
Sweet, comic valentine...
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

[Verse 2]
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you really care for me
Stay little valentine
Stay
Each day is valentine's day

[Outro]
Funny valentine
You're so unusual
Funny, funny valentine
Whoa, oh, oh