[Verse 1]
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Brush your hair, clean your dentures, it's time for new adventures
My toupee's on, I'm ready for romancing
Come on, pretty baby, let's go a little crazy
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Ain't nothing we can't handle, let's create a little scandal
Don't look surprised, dear, all I'm 'askin'
Are you game to take a chance, put the ants back in our pants?

[Chorus]
Maybe win a ribbon when we cut the rug?
Do the Nasty Nellie or the Jitterbug?
Skinny dip in Springfield? Pull a heist in Edwardsville?
Moon a cop, count the stars, put the kids back in the will?

[Verse 2]
The cows come home when I see you in your moo-moo
You're the apple in my strudel, the kit in my kaboodle
It's time to shift some gears, get our engines out of neutral
Give the wheel a spin, throw all caution to the wind
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Turn up our hearing aids, spike the lemonade
Pretend I'm filthy rich, young, and handsome
We'll ignore all convention, release some hot conviction

[Bridge 1]
The hour's late and the time is holy
You're still my girl, my one and only

[Bridge 2]
Whistling past the graveyard
Well, I think we're safe for now
And as long as we're not helpless, baby
Let's help ourselves to everything
Everything that God allows

[Bridge 2]
Teach those young punks just what class is
Honey, you still fog my glasses

[Outro]
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Our night to howl, time to go dancing
Our night to howl, time to go dancing