I got my fidget spinner, I got my vape
I'm 'bout to take that girl out on a tinder date
Then I show her card tricks at my place
And I got two hover boards we can race (I'm the perfect man)
Inhale, exhale, spin
Inhale, exhale, spin
Blow a cool smoke ring
I just learned this trick
Can't have no girlfriend
Too many options
Too good at vaping
Too busy fidget spinning