[Spoken: Alan Watts]
And your idea that you're a machine is just a machine, too
So if you're a smart kid, you'd commit suicide
Camus said there is only, really, one serious philosophical question Which is whether or not to commit suicide
I think there are four or five serious philosophical questions
The first one is, "Who started it?"
The second is, "Are we gonna make it?"
The third is, "Where are we gonna put it?"
The fourth is, "Who's going to clean up?"
And the fifth, "Is it serious?" (Hahaha)

[Spoken: Alan Watts and Ace Barcelon]
But- but still, ah, should you or not commit suicide?
This is a good question, why go on? (Why don't you do it now?)
And you only go on if the game is worth the gamble (It's so worth it, to die)
Now the universe has been going on for an incredibly long time
And so really, a-a satisfactory theory of the universe (Die)
Why bother? Just commit suicide

[Spoken: Alan Watts and Ace Barcelon]
But if you want to go on playing the game, you've got to have an optimal theory for playing the game
Otherwise there's no point in it
But the people who coined the fully automatic theory of the universe were playing a very funny game
For what they wanted to say was this
You're worthless to her, and to the world you're worthless
And I could be flying away into the sunset
Into Earth and the peace, and it seems that, come on, now
("All you people who believe in religion, old ladies and wishful thinkers
You've got a big daddy up there
And you want comfort thing, but life is rough
Life is tough, as success goes to the most hard-headed people")
[Spoken: Alan Watts, Ace Barcelon and Mikey Mendoza]
So if you think that's the way things are
You may as well commit suicide right now (Girl, tell me how you feel)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now (Tell me)
You may as well commit suicide right now (And I don't have to do this)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now ('Cause I'm just at the last)
You may as well commit suicide right now (Tethered thread)
You may as well commit suicide right now (I can't believe)
You may as well commit suicide right now (I looked up to you)
You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm gonna take my own life)
You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't do it)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't go)
You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm sorry, bro)
You may as well commit suicide right now
You may as well commit suicide right now

[Outro: Ace Barcelon]
Ah, wasn't that relaxing darlin'? Ahyuk