[Verse 1]
Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette?
Please think for me, I can't bear to
I'll just lie here for a while

[Verse 2]
Wet myself, wet my bed
I've readied it all for her, you know
Clean sheets, incense
And lots of fluffy pillows now soiled
Hey, where's my cigarette?

[Verse 3]
Did you check the bathroom, the bathtub?
She sleeps there sometimes
Water cleanses, you know
Washes dirt away, makes new

[Bridge]
Maybe she
Maybe she
Maybe she
Maybe, maybe she swam away
[Outro: Brendan O'Brien]
Alright, now what?