[Verse 1]
She was pacin' back and forth on her front porch
I pulled up slingin' gravel in my Daddy's Ford
She cried all the way to Johnson's store
I kept the motor runnin' and parked by the door

[Verse 2]
I was foolish and wild
She was classic and regal
We were fresh out of school, both barely legal
We were young and on fire and just couldn't wait
Six weeks in, she was three weeks late

[Chorus 1]
One means none, and we're home free
Two means three and a diamond ring
Yeah, I wonder what fate is going to decide
We're just sittin' 'round waitin' on two pink lines
Sittin' 'round waitin' on two pink lines

[Verse 3]
Yеah, her Daddy's gonna kill me, and that’s a fact
Maybe wе'll just leave town and never come back
Or I could stand there and tell him
Face him like a man
Oh, who am I kidding, he never gonna understand
[Chorus 2]
Yeah, that second hand just keeps slowin' down
I swear it stopped twice the last time around
Yeah, we'll know the truth in three minutes time
We're just sittin' 'round waitin' on two pink lines
Sittin' 'round waitin' on two pink lines

[Bridge]
Hot summer nights, whisperin' her name
Under a blanket by the river bank
Hearts beating fast, we never thought twice
She pulled me close, and I held on tight

[Verse 4]
When the moment of truth finally comes
She gives me a look, then she comes undone
She says looks like we're lucky
Someone’s smiling down
She grabs her coat and says, "Ha ha, see ya around"

[Chorus 3]
Yeah, these days the rabbit doesn't die
You just sit around waitin' on two pink lines
Prayin' that fate is on your side
Sittin' 'round waitin' on two pink lines
Sittin' 'round waitin' on two pink lines
Yow!