Rap Battles by Sarmad Rao

We have Bilawal Bhutto and Shahbaz Sharif and Fazal ur Rehman versus Imran Khan

[Verse 1: Shahbaz Sharif]
Bohat hogye games ab tum ghar betho sukoon se
Bada panga le rahe thay muslim league noon se
Ready meri sherwani, ready mere shoes hein
Ab kursi pe naam apna likhdunga mai khoon se
Tabdeeli aa nahi rahi, tabdeeli ab bhaag gayi hai
Pehle jo so rahi thi, opposition jaag gayi hai
Tum karo jalsay, hum karenge kaam
Phir se wapas layenge purana pakistan
Fazlu ki pagri, bilawal ki killer smile
Saath hai MQM aur Zardari mastermind
Baday bhai bhi arhe hein, london se lekar flight
Batao aisi team karo gay kahan tum find
Kuch nahi kiya 3 saal, bas maangi tumne bheek hai
Ab aglay election mai, na milni ik sеat hai
Tumhari puri party mein bhare hue hеin losers
Tabhi tou mein kehta hun k beggars can't be choosers

[Verse 2: Sheikh Rasheed]
Sorry to disturb, mujhe rakhlo apne saath
Karta hu mein promise k uthaunga din raat
Rakhlo as a driver ya phir night guard
Karunga mai sab kuch bas rakhlo sar pe haath
[Verse 3: Bilawal Bhutto]
Uncle imran kaisa laga surprise
Apni harkaton ki tumne ab pay kardi price
Saamne aagye qoum ke tumhare saare lies
Ab ghar beth k dekhna humein hotay huay Rise
Yeh koi cricket match nahi siyasat ka hai game
Tum apni nakaami ka karte ho humein blame
Aakay apne jalso mein batein karte ho lame
Aur kitna jhoot bologe thori tou karlo shame
Parwa tumhe apni bas, mulk gaya bhaar mein
Aye wapas hum hein is mulk ko sawaar ne
Na maza utna jeet mein jitna tumhari haar mein
Time hogya pura jaake chup jao kisi ghaar mein
Jayega neechay dollar, economy uper ayegi
Mulk ki ab halat roz behtar hoti jaegi
Hotay thay pehle jo wo din wapas ayenge
Khud thora khaenge, thora mulk pe lagaenge

[Verse 4: Fazal ur Rehman]
Sun imran khan, aagya diesel on the mic
Hota tumse kuch nahi, bas bani hui hai hype
Nikal ke tumhe phenk diya humne in the night
Hua jo tumhare saath tum usi k thay laiq
Sharam karo vote mangte ho tum mazhab k naam pe
Bas karni aati baat hai, na tum ho kisi kaam ke
Iss bholi awam se kab tak bologe jhoot be
Zero IQ walay hein tumhare youthiye
Kuch saal pehle tum Trump ki karte thay maalish
Ab munh nahi lagaya Biden ne tou kehte ho hui hai saazish
Petrol price se bhi high hai tumhari ego
Bahar na nikalna, ghoom rahi hai black vigo
[Verse 5: Imran Khan]
Let me introduce myself, naam Imran khan hai
Harana mujhe sochte ho itna koi asaan hai
Tumhare saath judges mere saath khari awam hai
Uthata hun mein mic sunta pura pakistan hai
Yeh mera end nahi, abhi yeh shuruwaat hai
Jagadiye puri qoum ke ander maine jazbaat hein
Harana mujhe sochte ho itna koi asaan hai
Kaise khaya mulk ko tumne hum sabko yaad hai
20 crore log aur khuda mere saath hai
Waqayi tumhari team jaisa koi aur nahin
Corruption karne mein tumhara koi jor nahin
Shahbaz jaisa koi bore nahi, zardari jaisa chor nahin
Puray mulk mein koi karta bilawal jaisa shor nahin
Hatne k baad hun ziada khatarnaak mein
Inn saari harkaton ka lunga inteqaam mein
Ek Ek ko dekhna karunga kaise saaf mein
Mulk mein wapas phirse laaunga insaaf mein