Violent J
Yellow Brick Alleyway
[Intro]
Damn, fuck, hat the fuck?
Umm let me get myself together, look here

[Verse 1]
I'm alive man but don't know where the fuck I am
Damn, I don't understand fantasy land
I'm looking out my kitchen window but I don't see the Sedan on blocks
And damn it's not the land I got the gotcha' rock for 20 spot
I think we outta Michigan the wind it must of put me farther
Seein' purple trees and yellow clouds is talking to each other
Maybe another dimension even not to mention talking trees
With information, work receiving, I got probation I can't be leaving
I'm thinkin' only what I'm needing, emergency needs
A sack of 17 roaches and a O of regelo' weed
I'm standing on the porch I'm still denying this shit
I notice all these tiny little people hidin' and shit
It's hundreds of 'em all starring at me, scared to they spots
I'm trippin' out cause everything they got be colorful with polkadots
They probably don't like my raggedy' crack house on they land
I understand, but when I walked out and said "Wassup" a party began

[Interlude]
The witch is dead!
Ay, they killed that bitch!
The witch is dead!
She's dead!
The witch is dead!
Woo hoo!
The witch is dead!
[Verse 2]
We don't know who you are and we don't really care
But your carnival clown ass is welcome here
Because you and that damn near abandoned house
Landed right on top of the wicked witch of the south
And we hated that wicked bitch so much
Said we hated that slutty whore (And we hated that slutty whore)
And you crushed and killed that wicked bitch
We'll be grateful forever more
So my house landed right up on some neighborhood trick, huh
That's the shit, huh, look, there go her feet, sick, huh, dumb bitch
I started playing it off "I seen her in the window
So I was running around moving shit and aiming it so, you know"
Anyway, how the fuck I'm getting home? Don't worry
See this yellow alleyway will get you home in a hurry
It leads to the wizard, the player, he's the pimpest of all
He'll get you any fucking thing you need
In that case I'm dancin' with y'all

[Interlude]
Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her
Woo! The witch is dead!
Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her
The dead bitch! Fuck that bitch! Fuck that bitch!
Fuck her, fuck her, she ain't shit, she ain't shit
The witch is dead, y'all!
She ain't shit, fuck her, fuck her
The dead bitch! The witch is dead!
[Chorus]
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker
(Take ya ass down the yellow brick alleyway)
Take ya ass down the yellow brick road motherfucker

[Outro]
Take my ass down the yellow brick alleyway (I'm goin' home!)
They say, Take my ass down the yellow bricks
Here I go (Purple corn)
Through the corn fields I go