[Verse 1]
I bought me one of those one-way tickets
Landed in the sand
Salty rim and a blue umbrella
She came struttin' up all tall and tan
Straight out of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Might as well of had nothin’ on
Woke up a week later in a hard condition
With my money and my honey
And my heart was gone

[Chorus]
Now I don't give a flip-flop
If I see that beach again
See tore me apart, walked barefoot on my heart
Left me laying there in the sand
I'll find another place, with waves and shade
And a girl who knows how to treat a man
But I don't give a flip-flop
If I ever see that beach again

[Verse 2]
I don't know where that girl got off to
And it ain't no usе to ask
I'm just glad I didn't get her name
Tattooеd across my... back
[Chorus]
Now I don't give a flip-flop
If I see that beach again
See tore me apart, walked barefoot on my heart
Left me laying there in the sand
I'll find another place, with waves and shade
And a girl who knows how to treat a man
But I don't give a flip-flop
If I ever see that beach again

[Bridge]
Yeah, I really hate her for the minute
But If I saw her again, I'd be right back in it
But for now

[Chorus]
I don't give a flip-flop
If I see that beach again
See tore me apart, walked barefoot on my heart
Left me laying there in the sand
I'll find another place, with waves and shade
And a girl who knows how to treat a man
But I don't give a flip-flop
If I ever see that beach again

[Outro]
Yeah, I don't give a flip-flop
If I ever see that beach again