[Verse 1]
Got tv's on the wall playin' baseball and football
No one wants to turn ’em off
The bars all stacked, ain't nothin' it lacks
For makin' a memory get lost
A lot of people around, makin' happy sounds
So you never have to be alone
Til they close it down
And you're the last one out
With no reason for goin’ home

[Chorus]
Welcome to splitsville
Home to the lonely members
Of the heart broke club
Yeah, this is splitsville
The place where people go
When they fall out of love
Mmm, and you've tried every turn
And every turns led straight downhill
Welcome to splitsville

[Verse 2]
I remember the night
We had that big ol' fight
Said you were done this time for sure
You were so mad over something I said
You stormed out and slammed the door
Thought I'd let you leave, blow off some steam
And we'd fix it all somehow
Now we're so far gone past that fork in the road
Looks like there ain't no fixing it now
[Chorus]
Welcome to splitsville
Home to the lonely members
Of the heart broke club
Yeah, this is splitsville
The place where people go
When they fall out of love
Mmm, and you've tried every turn
And every turns led staight down hill
Welcome to splitsville

[Bridge]
Oh, you'll find someone
And I'll find someone
And we'll talk about trying to stay friends
But you won't wanna see me anywhere with her
And I damn sure won't wanna see you with him

[Chorus]
Welcome to splitsville
Home to the lonely members
Of the heart broke club
Yeah, this is splitsville
The place where people go
When they fall out of love
Mmm, and you've tried every turn
And every turns led staight down hill
Welcome to splitsville
[Outro]
Oh, welcome to splitsville