Kevin
Lady Lumps
Cartori

Waited three months
Wanted to kiss you once
Could’ve had brunch
See your lovely lady lumps

Lady lumps
Lady lumps
Limp dick never got to pump
Life is just a tree stump

Sara
As dry as the Sahara
She never loved me
Those three months were key

A chiseled chin
Only lookin for a win
Wanted peace from within
Took my heart
And threw it in a bin

Lady lumps
Lady lumps
Limp dick never got to pump
Life is just a tree stump
Sara
As dry as the Sahara
She never loved me
Those three months were key

BLEGH
FUCK

A distraught boy
Once brought me joy
Rat shit held my hand
When I couldn’t even stand

Lady lumps
Lady lumps
Limp dick never got to pump
Life is just a tree stump

Sara
As dry as the Sahara
She never loved me
Those three months were key

Unbearable fear
Never to stop these tears
Became a distraught man
That didn’t have a plan