Dorothy Parker
Men
They hail you as their morning star
Because you are the way you are
If you return the sentiment
They'll try to make you different
And once they have you, safe and sound
They want to change you all around
Your moods and ways they put a curse on
They'd make of you another person
They cannot let you go your gait
They influence and educate
They'd alter all that they admired
They make me sick, they make me tired