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I want all my tattoos erased
I want a haircut that fits my face
I want a good job that really pays me
So I can finally act my age
I want a big house in the suburbs
I want two kids, one boy, one girl
I wanna wear a suit and tie to work
And on Sundays, take my kids to church
I want to befriend couples and drink wine
But two glasses, not bottles this time
I wanna work out and watch my waistline
Be faithful for my whole life
All I want is to begin again
Now I'm up here on this ledge
I know at times you wanted to kill me
Let me save you the trouble, you feel me