There's been a terrible account of words
This evening is just like any other baby
Except tonight I'm not so down in the dirt
I'm a hopeless romantic with good intentions
But I always fail to false accusation
It's always got me landing firmly on my feet
But I'll get you one day honey
Don't make a sound, we can't afford to be heard
If you wanna come home to a bed of red roses
I'll cut my arm before the night closes
If you wanna come home to another best friend
I'll swallow viagra just to start a trend
Don't make a sound, we can't afford to be heard
Let's crack the bucks fizz baby 'cause you know we're gonna party tonight
And this is far too obvious, dangerous attempt
At something just a little bit more than you ever asked for
I'm successfully a f*ck up and everyone seems to know
There's been a terrible account of words
This evening is just like any other baby
Except tonight
Don't make a sound, we can't afford to be heard
Let's crack the bucks fizz baby 'cause you know we're gonna party tonight