[Verse 1: Violent J]
My kind of bitch ain't like yo' bitch
'Cause my bitch don't bitch at all
My bitch don't blink, she don't even think
About money or a fuckin' mall
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
'Cause she's much too busy pulling the worms out her butt
She ain't bathed in years (My kind of bitch)
My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
We first met on a ouija board
Ms. Crabadamn she would chew on snakes
And swallow a ninja sword
I said, "Hey bitch, how do ya do?
Some folks call me Violent J"
She picked her nose and flicked it at me
Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch

[Chorus]
(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch
(Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
(Na, na, na, na) She don't care about what she wears
(Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
(Na, na, na, na) She don't care about what she wears
("Hello, I'm looking for [?] who are interested in S&M, [?], body worship, foot fetishes, roleplaying, water sport, [?], crossdress. If you're interested, just leave me a message, and I will get back to you [?]. I am [?], very attractive, very curvaceous.")
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Fuck that! My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
And has to talk like this: "I love you!"
She can drink through it, ya get used to it
It whistle every time we kiss
My kind of bitch gots one good titty
The other one's skinny and red
She can make the one jiggle
The other one don't do shit but just sit there dead
My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
With a nail stickin' half way out
It once caught on fire
We all had to spit in her face just to put it out
My kind of bitch is a little loopy
And her ass might droop a bit
But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch

[Chorus]
(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch
(Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch gots one good titty
(Na, na, na, na) The other one's skinny and red
(Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch gots one good titty
(Na, na, na, na)
("Hi, I'm a [?] female looking for a tall, dominant yet loving and kind single white male. I'm looking for, um, an S&M or [?] relationship, looking for long-term [?]. I'd like to dress up for you in very sexy clothing [?]. I like to [?] other interests.")
[Interlude: 1: Violent J]
"Hello. Um, my name is J, I'm from Detroit
I'm lookin for a girl who's, um... Dead
Um, a girl who can possibly fulfill some of my fetishes
Which include, um...
Dipping your titties in Faygo and slapping my face wit 'em, um...
Jumping from the dresser and landing on my balls"

[Verse 3: Violent J]
My kind of bitch waits 'til I sleep
Then run and fuck my friends (Hey batter batter, hey batter batter)
And every time I break her legs
And give my homie ends (Ha ha, what's up man?)
She shot me once and stabbed my neck
And even broke my nose
But I lick her from her crooked neck
Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch

[Chorus]
(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch
(Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch waits 'til I sleep
(Na, na, na, na) Then run and fuck my friends
(Na, na, na, na) My kind of bitch waits 'til I sleep
(Na, na, na, na) Then
("Hi, my name is Becky. Um, I'm from the Flint area. I am [?] dominant. Um, I'm looking for [?] men [?] who [?]. Um, my interests include, um, [?].")

[Interlude: 2 Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Hello. Uh, my name is Shaggs
And I'm lookin for a girl with a... big... big fat fuckin' ass..
And titties... and... big fat fuckin' ass...
And um, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched
And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls
At the same time, that's a must
And uh, I'm lookin for a girl who can stretch her titties
And stuff 'em in her ass"

[Outro: Violent J]
(Na, na, na, na) "Fuck yeah, mother fucker"
(Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a bitch"
(Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl to fit my needs"
(Na, na, na, na) (My kind of bitch!)
(Na, na, na, na) "Yeah, we can have picnics "
(Na, na, na, na) "Under the moon and the graveyard"
(Na, na, na, na) "We can have picnics under my house"
(Na, na, na, na) (My kind of bitch!)
(Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl"
(Na, na, na, na) "To die with"
(Na, na, na, na) "If you're already dead, that's cool"
(Na, na, na, na) "You can sit around and wait for me to die" (My kind of bitch!)
(Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl"
(Na, na, na, na) "To squeeze me"
(Na, na, na, na) "I'm lookin' for a girl to squeeze my balls"
(Na, na, na, na) "And let me squeeze her neck"
"This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl"