Amanda Palmer
First Orgasm
[Verse 1]
It is a Thursday
I get up early
It is a challenge
I'm usually lazy

[Verse 2]
I make some coffee
I eat some Rice Chex
And then I sit down
To check my inbox

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I only read a word or two
I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

[Chorus 1]
The first orgasm of the morning
Is cold and hard as hell
There won't be any second coming
As far as I can tell

[Verse 3]
I arch my back cause
I'm very close now
It's very cold here
By the window
[Verse 4]
There are some school kids
Yelling and running
I barely notice
That I am cumming

[Chorus 2]
The first orgasm of the morning
Is like a fire drill
It's nice to have a little warning
But not enjoyable

[Verse 5]
I am too busy to have friends
A lover would just complicate my plans
So I will never look for love again
I'm taking matters into my own hands
I'm taking matters into my own hands

[Outro]
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me
Won't you hold me?
Won't you hold me?