[Skit: Jamie Madrox]
Faddi Faddi Pumpkenbehnch, the ghoul of Hallows Eve
He kills the trick-or-treaters and they're scared and want to leave
Those who stay the fright will likely live another life
Until I then return and drag them back through the night
Hahahahahaha!
Each year I'm given the opportunity to take an undisclosed number of you with me back to the Hallow Void, hahahaha
While you spend your time suffering like the rest of the chosen
Hahahahaha!
Better keep the light on fat boy!
I might be waiting for you in the dark
Hahahahaha!