[Verse 1: Monoxide]
I want everybody listenin' now to say this:
Twiztid is the motherfuckin' shit!
And everybody else that feels that I'm a little out of line
Come see me when you're hittin' rewind
And you will find that I'm an ex-con, serial killer
Axe wielding for real-a, big gorilla
As I walk in the shadow of death
I bitch-slap his ass and then light a cigarette
I told you all I'm addicted to drugs and weird sex
And puttin' holes in the back of your neck, carnival reject
Respect like you do the don dada
When you see me give your boy a holla
Got the world in a shock collar like a rottweiler on the loose
Runnin' trains on your girl's caboose
Don't believe in a truce, we're gon' fight until somebody here dies
I've been here since 1865 and no lies

[Chorus]
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you (Go, go!)
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you (Go!)
[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
We came through the door kickin' that bitch off the hinge
We was knockin' but wouldn't nobody let us in
It's the incredible, edible white chocolate rappers
We came on the scene bustin' the cabbage patch backwards
D-I-T-Z-I-W-T
We was born connected at the hip like Siamese
Twins, we comin' down with the underground sound
And one finger on each hand and you can count them

[Verse 3: Monoxide & Jamie Madrox]
Fuck everybody here, man, it's not about them
And tucked inside of my bag is a problem
Underground, feel the ground shake
Feel it vibrate, watch your girl gyrate
We could move the whole world if we choose
But instead, we kick the wickedest blues and I refuse to lose
To demographic and the people who choose
To put the hearts inside of the black magic (And here we go!)

[Chorus]
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you (Go, go!)
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you (Go!)
[Verse 4: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide]
We write voodoo sayings on the fronts of t-shirts
So that when people read them, they will become creatures (Twiztid!)
Still comin' with the ultra-man flow
That will linger in your brain and constantly echo
We ain’t in it to be rich, we’re in it to reach folks
And change life and put you up on shit you ain’t know
That’s about it, you’re in the midst of some maniacs
Who will unload a microphone in your dome as if it’s a gat
So conceal the unreal, if the fruit is mass appeal
We’re the worms eating away from under the apple peel
With all juice and no pulp fiction
No dollar ninety-nine, a minute for our predictions
We smash mics like with the rhymes we recite
Keep this motherfucker hype from now ‘til sunlight
Now do you really need a shovel to dig it?
And with the flip of a coin, we can be righteous or wicked (Here we go!, Here we go!)

[Chorus]
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you (Go, go!)
This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you (Go!)
[Outro]
We've been waiting for you
We've been waiting for you
We've been waiting for you
We've been waiting for you

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