[Intro: Monoxide]
You wanna Flexerall?

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
I'm thinkin' suck my dick, like a peppermint stick, I'm feelin' really good (Really good!)
It's twenty below, the streets are covered in snow and it's Christmas in the hood (Fuck yeah!)
Oh, them lights are twinklin', and my heart is full of glee
My feet are ice cold, and my hands are numb, and I'm lookin' for a Christmas tree
At least that's what I told the cop, as I stood with an axe in hand (Mothafucka!)
And then broke away quick, runnin' fast as hell, screamin' "Catch me if you can!" (Mothafucka!)
The cop gave chase, then slipped on ice, and donuts went everywhere (Everywhere!)
There were jelly-filled here, and crispy creme and bear claws sprinkled everywhere (Yeah!)

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
You can't stop me (Me) 'cause
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus
He never brought me shit, and this year will be his downfall
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, k-killin' Santa Claus

[Verse 2: Monoxide]
I'm on a mission in a one horse open sleigh
Lookin' for Santa Claus, 'cause I'mma kick him in his balls, bitch
I don't play, an if I get my way
Then e'ryone of them goddamn reindeer are gon' pay
And I'ma let the police mingle
While they pickin' up the pieces of Kris Kringle's
Blood from the streets and the shingles
I don't give a fuck about jingling bells and good jig
'Cause he done skipped me for the last time this year
I'm on a hunt like I'm lookin' for ghosts, but really
I'm lookin' for that Christmas host to put one in his stomach
I'm on a boat on the way to the North Pole for this bitch
And I hope he knows that I'm comin', 'cause get this
Ain't gonna be no more chimney visits
'Cause I'm leavin' him in pieces smaller than Jiminy Crickets
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
You can't stop me (Me) 'cause
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus
He never brought me shit, and this year will be his downfall
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, k-killin' Santa Claus

[Verse 3: Jamie Madrox]
Creep to the snow bank, hidin' in the dark
Tryna stay still, so the dogs won't bark
Waited fo' an hour, and still he never showed
This shit is takin' forever, my face is fuckin' froze
Then I heard a slight lil' jingle of a bell
And my ears perked up, was it him? Couldn't tell
Grab my axe with both hands, holdin' steady
With the element of surprise, you know that I was ready
Snow started fallin' from down in the roof top
And it had to be him, and his head I'm finna chop
Grabbed the ladder, started climbin' upwards
Picture smashin' in his face, while I'm screamin' out cuss words
Thought I was quiet, but I must have made a noise
'Cause him, and all his reindeer boys was lookin' at me
So I was like "What the fuck y'all wanna do?"
Then Santa went for his gat, like "Santa's gonna blast you!"

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
You can't stop me (Me) 'cause
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus
He never brought me shit, and this year will be his downfall
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, k-killin' Santa Claus
You can't stop me (Me) 'cause
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus
He never brought me shit, and this year will be his downfall
I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, k-killin' Santa (Santa) Claus