[Intro: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
Whassup, man?
What up?
Can you believe I went in this mothafuckin' place and this, this arrogant son of a bitch behind the counter had the nerve to call me a fuckin' superstar
Rock star
No, I, no, a superstar, a rock star none the less, but a superstar, yes, no, and, and what I don't understand is how the fuck am I a superstar? How are you a superstar? We don't got a fuckin' video on MTV
No!
I got one car! And it's got a flat tire and a fuckin' broken rear view mirror
I got two cars
You got two cars?
But still...
You might be a superstar
No
I seen you flyin' around the hood
No!
You might be a superstar
Never!
Ok, well look, so I don't understand that shit, basically that shit ain't shit to me, I ain't a mothafuckin'..
You might be a rock star. No, I ain't even a rock star
You could be a rock star. With a little bit of effort and a video. I can work you into some A&R. I can get you on the radio, you, my friend, can be a rock star
Nice
Warped Tour, baby

[Chorus: Monoxide, Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Say what?)
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Don't let it go to your head!)
[Verse 1: Monoxide]
I'm rockin' a phat ass mink, and some chipped sunglasses
So sweet and sticky they call me Lil' Molasses
Don't let it fool you though, I'm a neck slitter
Chest hair permed, all covered in glitter
I got bitches fallin' out of my pockets at all times
Lyin' on me, spreadin' these rumors, to all kinds
Hatin' on me, leavin' these people with false lines
Bitch, you must be out your goddamn mind
Understand I'm the mothafuckin' shit, bitch
And you ain't got to say it, I can see it on your lips, please
Put my dick on a hot dog bun and put that in your mouth
And keep my name off your tongue, hoe (Biatch!)
Pink fun in that Twiztid thong
I got my homie in the car waitin' all night long
I ain't shit (Yeah) You can let the whole world know
The only way I gets some pussy's if the bitch is a hoe (Eat a dick)

[Chorus: Monoxide, Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Say what?)
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Don't let it go to your head!)
[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
Superstar with the boots and a big old dick
Neck, chest, and dick tip covered in lipstick
Rhinestone sunglasses
Nipples tells us about them tender young asses
And fuckin' in a casket, we like ass with bounce to the ounce
All you lame hoes go and ask your friends
What I'm talkin' about, light built, with dollor bills
Got a chauffer with a limo, I ain't never touch a steerin' wheel
Besides I'm to fine to drive
And after the show it's about gettin' high
Let's talk about you for a second
Then lets talk about me for an hour and a half
Oh yeah, here go that autograph you askin' about
Don't forget to flash your titties on the way out
See, I'm a superstar, hell I'm on my own dick
Even though I ain't shit and everybody know it

[Chorus: Monoxide, Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Say what?)
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Don't let it go to your head!)
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Don't let it go to your head!)
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Say what?)
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Don't let it go to your head!)
Everybody come on!
Superstar, you ain't shit!
Superstar, you ain't shit! (Don't let it go to your head!)