[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
We run shit like constipation on Ex-Lax
All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax
Can you relax when shit is run a mile a minute?
Play the industry like pussy, grab your dick and get up in it
(Are you in it to win it?) As we prevail
With shit so obese that it's tippin' the scale
I been to Hell, heavy hot mothafucka
Walkin' the Earth since child birth
Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework
Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser
You can't blame a nerd for tryin' to get closer
(Now I'm the poster boy!) For geeks and freaks
And chainsaw murderers that seldom ever speak
They call me Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
'Cause I was so fat my arms looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands
Would it ever change? I prayed and hope
Here go a scoop of mash potatoes, see the chorus for the gravy boat
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)

[Verse 2: Monoxide]
I'm on D! Obstruction of justice and all that
Fuck the cops, where my mothafuckin' dogs at?
You're corduroy with the teddy bear nose
And the fake ass assortment of hoes
I'm changin, clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week
And smokin' weed till my eyeballs bleed
Once I hit the Lotto, crazy money, millions and G's
And then I split that shit on the trees
Treat me like the freak I am
Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan
I base it all up on my sound scan
So glad you leave my tastebuds fiendin', with a slow jam singin'
And some fake thug clingin' to ya
I see the gangstas just walk on through
And ain't a mothafuckin' thing you can do
Shit, my brain blew out on concrete
But my feet keep movin' to another beat
Like the Jedi Luke Skywalker
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], ridin' on a gravy boat
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh gravy boat!)