[Intro: Jamie Madrox]
Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan
Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan
You don't wanna be like me
Don't wanna be like you
You don't wanna be like me
Don't wanna be like you
You don't wanna be like me
Don't wanna be like you

[Verse 1: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
I can walk on water and freeze it on step one
And then I'll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun
Well I can turn your adam's apple into apple juice
Start to strangle mothafuckas till their face turn blue
I can be the world's greatest serial killer of all time
And I'll end your fuckin' life at the drop of a dime
I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky
And it's my choice if I live or die
Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice
And when you open up your door I give your mothafuckin' neck a slice
I can take a million dollars and just throw it away
'Cause it'll never replace a single ounce of my sanity
I can be the last angel standin' on top of the hill
Or the green demon waitin' on your window sill
And I can become an icon for the oppressed
'Cause their hearts still beatin' in their unforgiven chest
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like)
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like)

[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off
I can load that bitch in the parkin' lot and shoot that shit off
And I can be the book of the dead, a vampire or a demon
But either way your fucked, 'cause when I leave your not breathin'
Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard
And turn a hot day into a windy blizzard
I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk
And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma's sidewalk
I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night
And I can die if I'm exposed to excessive sunlight
And I can show you how to dig a bitches grave in less then 20 seconds
And I'll shove that bitch in there and let her family get to guessin'
I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible things
And I can show you the terror that curiosity brings
And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edge
And leaves eleven at your work place dead
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox, Monoxide]
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like)
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
(You!) Don't wanna be like (Me!) Don't wanna be like
And this is the mind of a serial killa! (You don't wanna be like)

[Outro: Monoxide, Jamie Madrox]
You! Me! You!
And this is the mind of a serial killa!
You! Me! You! (Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan)
(Uoy-uoy-you-you don't wan-wan) And this is the mind of a serial killa!
That album was tough, teaching my love!