[Intro]
Yo, what's up, man? Get up, man
Get up, you're buggin', man
Get up, you gotta do your verse

[Verse 1: J-Ro]
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a **** to bone when I'm alone
Oh, ****, tore back, I need to take a ****
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
Sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn the beat off (Nah, keep it goin')
(J-Ro can you make it?) I'm just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talking more ****
And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get
Out, 'cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin' to rationalize, cover your eyes
Ah, d— damn, I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no, better yet, a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk, I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
Yeah, I'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky-fresh
I make hip-hop fans say, "Yes, yes"
The Liks comin' through, you know we gonna blow up
Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta—
Damn, false alarm
I'm gettin' all the ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I'm dr— drunk
[Chorus]
Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (Yeah, let me pass the forty)
Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (To my **** Tash)

[Verse 2: Tash]
It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap **** with drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out, two out (Flips), type of rapper
That'll get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sip a Colt forty-fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy Dee Winkle
'Cause I move like I'm smooth, like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them **** that jumped my homie Dante
All up in this **** with the gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of ****
Got damn I gotta ****, pass the mic to E-Swift

[Verse 3: E-Swift]
Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin', must be the brew that I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin
'Cause when I'm layin' on my back, I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin' like I could 'url any second
Wanna get up, but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the *** was I tryin' to prove?
I got a rep for downin' four-Os
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
**** call me dad, I keep a fifth in the trunk
Might **** an ugly **** but only when I'm drunk
[Chorus]
Yeah, only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk

[Interlude: J-Ro]
Aight, think I'm feelin' a little better
Ready to bust this, like this
And ya don't miss, check it out

[Verse 4: J-Ro]
I get drunk and start thinkin' 'bout my friends
That passed on, with every forty ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suave D
The three MCs will always live in my memories
We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
And drink forty-Os and wear the same clothes
Damn, I wish we could go through it again
But I know one day we gonna do it again
And when that day comes, it's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry, so I don't drink and drive
The Alkaholiks, we gets funky when we drinkin'
Just a lil' somethin', to pump up the thinkin'

[Chorus]
Only when we drunk, only when we drunk
Only when we drunk, only when we drunk
[Outro: J-Ro]
Beer run (Only when we drunk), ante up
Haha, put the money in the hat