I'm drunk
Tryna to help you
Tryna to do you a favor
Alright, alright

It's five o'clock on a Saturday
The usual crowd rushes in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the business men slowly get stoned
And they know it's me that they're coming to see
But it's better than drinking alone

La, la-la, di-dee-da
La-la, di-dee-da da

Sing us a song; you're the piano man
Put some coke on my dick tonight
Well, we're all- hahaha, alright, that's it

Alright, alright
Thank you very much
Oh my god
Ahahah