Once there was a captain
He was a serious dude
Well, he crashed into a mountain
Oh man, it lightened the mood

Speaking of lightning, [?]
Speaking of thunderous joy
In comes Parker J., a raincloud
Looking for new employ

The beardful captain said, "Hey"
The cheerful raincloud said, "Hi"
They started working together
What a magical sight

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