[Intro]
Man, we finally get to find out, huh?
Man, enough of this
So tired
I ain’t doin’ this no more
Let’s go, yeah

[Verse 1]
The bike thief’s body was laid out on the asphalt
The shock of who it was was like snatching a mask off
Amazed when I gazed at this dude that I chased
As he laid with a confused look glued to his face
I was rattled after the struggle, but now that didn’t matter
In the wake of the commotion, a crowd began to gather
I thought about leaving the scene, but that would be lunacy
‘Cause if I left, I knew I would miss my opportunity
To decipher this wholе crazy formula
Suddenly to my alarm, I was interrupted by thе coroner
Then from another person, a subsidy was enforced
That permitted him to access custody of the corpse
So I’m thinking now, "This is unbelievable"
This thieving dude was gone, transported in an unseeable vehicle
But lost in the chaos and bevy of sounds
I looked around and the bike was nowhere to be found
I flipped out and started sweating, feeling shook from within
While I was focused on the body, someone took it again
Not to mention other questions like who were these men?
I even wondered why they were not pursuing me then
I said, "I’m too tired for any further action today"
Baffled seeking answers, I escaped back to the cave
I can’t believe this, I need assistance handling this
I found myself again before the old man, he was pissed
He grabbed the remote that lowered a monitor
Showed me his new invention for surveying the whole of Andromeda
I stopped him and I said, "With you I never could lose
But it’s something I need to say that got me hella confused
The man that fought me on the bike displayed incredible moves
That only the intergalactic professionals use
This might be a devious clue but believe me it’s true
When I saw the face of the bike thief it was you”
He looked at me dejected, kinda like he seemingly knew
Then he withdrew with anger as if what I’m speaking was true
He picked up the remote again and started mumbling about
Here’s what I tried to show before you started running your mouth
The level of guilt I felt right then was exorbitant
He scanned the bike’s picture and typed in some coordinates
Now I saw how the bike was able to get away
We saw it on the screen, moving uncontrolled clear as day
What he explained had been hard to stay with so far
Said the arrogance of his genius had created a flaw
He said he had built the bike so its design was unknown
But its computer must have developed a mind of its own
The idea of technological perfection was explored
He had stored around two million gigs in a motherboard
So now it moves on similar thoughts we move on
Somehow it learned to simulate human brain neurons
“So what you’re explaining to me and tryna make me know today
Is that my bicycle stole itself and simply rode away?”
He said, "Yeah" but still I was confused in my thoughts
I said, “That still doesn’t explain how it was you that I fought”
He said his power starts slow but it would worsen and grow
It can manipulate the mind of any person it chose
Face-altering, digital, you’re unaware you’re afflicted
“Since I built it, it copied my physical characteristics”
“Why’d it have to turn evil and become so lethal?”
“It became dissatisfied with the ways of the people
And you were negligent, now to the whole world it’s a threat
Distracted you for three weeks using that girl that you met”
“Well, I guess that solves the mystery of me and my bike, G
But wait, that was a spell? Man, I thought she really liked me
Wow! What do we do now? Let’s execute it quick
‘Cause speaking with truthfulness at the root of it I blame you for this”
“Let’s check the screen again to see where it is
I’ve created a setting that won’t let it be off the grid
There’s a simple way to stomp it if you’re able to jump and
There’s a button under the seat that will disable its functions”
I said, “Cool, let’s do it,” and right when I tried to step to the
Other bike, he said, “No, you can’t use the replica,” “Why?”
“The first bike is too intelligent to play with this
It can feel its presence from a thousand mile radius”
“So wouldn’t my presence be just as easy to find?”
“It’s superior to electronics but not to your mind”
He teleported me to the exact point and position
My bike was causing natural disaster conditions
When I hit the scene it was more extreme than I thought
It was taking people at high speeds and flinging them off
I was able to get closer than I thought I’d do
Wearing a suit that camouflaged me with the outside view
And a helmet that negates brain function detection
Just to take the chance of being noticed out of the question
I sat down and grabbed the handlebars, managed to pull
It started bucking like it was a mechanical bull
It launched like a rocket ship about a mile in the sky
I hit the button on its seat and felt it instantly die
So now I’m falling to the ground at the speed of a jet
As I brace for the fall, thinking I’m in need of a net
Why would the old man jeopardize my life like this?
Yeah, I wanted to get my bike back but not like this
One second from impact but like a dream in fact
Right before the contact, everything went black
[Break]
"this is my only shot at my bike getting found"
Wow, my head is killing me, man
I don’t understand what’s going on around here

[Verse 2]
I’m in a hospital bed with a bottle of meds
Feeling like somebody clocked me with a rock to the head
It’s been a frantic pace, a lot of things that I don’t understand today
My doctor’s with the coroners who took that first man away
I asked them who they were just in case I had to murder them
The old man appeared, they pointed and said, “We work for him”
They were special scientists in disguise
They even restored the first guy, now he was alive
They had saved me before I hit the ground and severed my life
I said, “Why do this? All I wanted was a regular bike”
It was so unnecessary, putting me through this pressure
He said, “I had to test ya ‘cause I’m making you my successor”

[Outro]
Uh uh, nah nah nah nah
No you ain’t
Uh uh, bro
I’m done
I don’t want no more parts of this stuff, man
I been trying to get out of this for years
And somebody always wanna keep bringing me back
I’m done